Is your three year old driving you crazy? Does he hit, kick, and bite his friends? Has he been asked to leave his preschool or daycare? Have you been locking yourself in the closet to get away from him?
Don’t worry — there’s help! Monster Preschool Boarding Academy has openings right now for kids just like yours. Our gentle, talented teachers are professionally trained to deal with typical three-year-old behavior like tantrums and biting. Our program is tailored for your preschooler’s needs and includes activities like Bouncing Off the Walls, Climbing to the Top of the Furniture, and our ever-popular Three-Hour Screamfest. Best of all, we’re more than just a daycare — we’re a 24/7 boarding school. We take children as young as 2.5 years, and we keep them long enough to develop essential life skills like logical conversation, self-advocacy, sleeping through the night, and going for 24 hours without screaming.
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We won’t send him home till he’s human again!